The map's labels and cropped-out descriptions are in German. Nearly every one of them is a ripoff of Nordic myth. I guess this would be called Nazi fan-fic—maybe written in prison by a white supremacist doing hard time.

Now, again you might be wondering: how does this equate to (other than, y'know, the fuckin' Swastika) a form of anti-Semitism? Well, it doesn't in its own rite. The map isn't saying anything anti-Jew, necessarily. The Swastikas, of which there are several, supposedly denote modern Nazi territory. However it is saying much quoted from the Book of John, in the Holy Bible—specifically the bit about Jesus Christ saying, "I am the way, the truth, and the light." Talking about Jesus and "The Light" in a secular-humanist context usually points to the assertion that Christ is, somehow, actually Lucifer by His own admission. Get real. Yet Christianity is, as you might know, slightly at odds with Judaism. When falsely adapted through a New Age lens, it becomes Satanism, and is weaponized against Judaism. This's all seized upon by an expansive thematic narrative designed to accompany other narratives potentially having been soaked up by one's mind, the chief of which is...

II. The "Jewish Banking World Domination" Conspiracy. I refuse to append the word theory to that.

You've heard this load of donkey shit before. It shouldn't be making you spit out your drink now. For all the pain and suffering Jews have endured this and the past centuries, apparently their patriarchs, whom are mythically purported to be as wealthy as the Rothschilds, didn't help them out one bit. Ah, the Rothschilds. Default go-to for conspiratorial hacks who managed to badly trace financial interactions to form what is colloquially referred to as, The Bilderberg Group. Any secretive group, be it real, like the Bilderberg's, or fake, like the "Tartarian Empire," can be nonetheless defamed as a global antagonist in just this manner. If you want another example, look no further than the Masons, whose secular religion is indeed a copy of Judaism itself, particularly in one aspect: dualism, which we'll get to. Know ye this: correlation does not indicate causation—but just you try telling that to a flat-earth Nazi.

Alex Jones said it all about a play he snuck into at a place called Bohemian Grove about twenty years ago. He was so bloody proud of himself. Bohemian Grove is a highly exclusive, historically men-only club that grants rank to its members in forty-year increments. It also hosts and performs a ritualistic ceremony called, The Cremation of Care, which symbolizes a man's putting to rest of his childhood emotions for a graduated life in the free world. An effigy is burned, Beethoven's Allegretto from his Seventh Symphony is blared on loudspeakers, and a giant wooden owl is illuminated against the night by a torch-bearing funeral march. It's actually a beautiful procession—thanks to Jones' heresy, you could probably find and watch it for yourself. On TheyTube: "Broadcast Your Domination."

Now, how much material do you think that little incident has provided for conspiracy theorists the world over? A lot, I'll tell you that. The unfortunate slander of the world's elite isn't based on evidence, and I'll mention one more thing: the Jews don't have patriarchs. They're a matriarchal society, i.e., their birthright is passed via daughters to mothers. Doesn't exactly fit the New World Order's melting pot of, y'know, nothing but rich, white men. You see, these narratives are bent in any way they need be in order to resemble something remotely plausible in the western world. Who better to demonize than those who resemble the rich and powerful? Alex Jones, in particular, loves bending narratives to fit his own conjecture. Holocaust denial? Not exactly; in fact, thankfully much the opposite in his case. But mass shooting denial? Indeed. Alex Jones paid out fifty million dollars in defamation damages to the families of the victims of a shooting which he had publicly declared a "false flag" operation. He's as deluded as a rat orbiting Jupiter without a slice of pizza. Just take that as remembrance of what the believing in and touting of the tenets of nonsense can cost you.

The book I mentioned above, Make Your Self An Ark, goes-over—or rather makes-up in great detail—how "Jewish bankers" and "the Rothschilds" are, we'll say, "linked." It describes an alternative history in which the family has conspired with leaders of the western world's banking system (and Jews) to create a system by which Communism itself was to be invented and implemented throughout the world. The bigoted, hateful conclusion few conspiracy theorists will admit to is: they believe that, as "communists," the Jews were targeted by Hitler, whose ideological enemy was, in part, communism; thereby despicably suggesting the Jewish people actually "had it coming to them" —something that sounds recently familiar, uttered on the streets of American cities, by a certain minority sect of pro-Palestinians. Wretched anti-Semitism seems to have come about full-circle. The book also loosely suggests that Jews desire the same sort of world conflicts which are falsely attributed to Albert Pike, culminating in world domination via "Three World Wars" (as much of a hoax as the "Protocols of Zion"); and, that these so-called elites are responsible for, apparently, most of history throughout the 20th and 21st centuries, which leads us directly to...

III. "Zionists & The Illuminati Were Behind The Destruction Of The World Trade Center In New York." No, they bloody weren't. 

Consider the following: if Jews rule the world, and the United States Government was involved in 9-11, then obviously the haphazard conclusion would be that the World Trade Center Attacks of September 11th, 2001, were partly orchestrated by this elitist oversight—which is nothing short of cockamamie cumfoolery. The Illuminati are defunct, not all Jews are Zionists, and while jet fuel doesn't melt steel, it doesn't need to. Metal expands when it's heated, which means its density decreases. This ruined the structural integrity of the Twin Towers. They were actually designed to withstand aircraft impact, however they were not designed to endure sustained fuel fires. The tenets of Tower-truthism have long been debunked. And in case you were wondering: one thing that can indeed precipitate from a reaction between burning steel and molten aluminum fuselage material, catalyzed by burning jet fuel, is the presentment of a chemical solution identical to the brand name combustible, Thermite. Thus, Thermite was indeed formed naturally as a result of the materials involved—not introduced preemptively, as these truther idiots would have you believe.

Masons—whom some call a secret society, but I prefer to call a gaggle of galloping galvanizers—adapted a part of Judaism into what they call dualism. They cite the Star of David as a symbol of this, although even that symbol may have been borrowed from either Christianity or Islam, later on in history. A modern symbol, assimilated by a modern religion (Masonism). Regardless, Masons represent dualism with two pillars, joined together at the top by an unfinished stone arch (masons, stone, you get the idea). The arch is incomplete because completing it is, abstractly, impossible. In other words, it represents man's pursuit of completing "God's work." Masonry was likely advented by the founding fathers in the off chance that America, in its defiance of the Catholic Church and with its secular definitions of human rights, might have ended up an atheistic society without any traditions or ancient principles upon which most successful societies are built. Masonry, along with the anecdotes and sayings of people like Benjamin Franklin, formed a secular alternative to the preservation of these sorts of traditions as exalted by the Holy Bible.

In conspiratorial alternative reality lore, the Masons are falsely accused of being a mafia that utilizes its secretive rites and hierarchy to conceal—you guessed it—a centuries-long bid for world domination. It doesn't help our counternarrative that oligarchs like Henry Ford, L.F. Rothschild, and John D. Rockefeller actually did dominate the world and American society, along with We the People's development within the nation, but that doesn't detract from the point I am making against anti-Semitic nonsense.

The narrative will try to tell you that the evidence for these things is "hiding in plain sight." One notable example that jives with 9-11 truthers is that the destruction of the two towers represents the destruction of those two aforementioned pillars of Judeo-Masonic tradition; and, that the erecting of the single Freedom Tower is a representation of a third pillar, which itself would represent the end or completion of "God's work" (Satanic a.f.), and the beginning of... well, I'll give you a hint: it's initials are N.W.O.

Do you know what a truncated square antiprism is? It's the shape you get when you unfurl the sides of two rectangular prisms from their tops, and upend one to fit inside the other. This is exactly the shape of the Freedom Tower, aka., One World Trade Center. Thus, the geometric amalgamation of the Twin Towers is sought as correlation to the symbolic positioning of a third, completed pillar. Let me remind you: correlation does not equate to causation. The selection of this shape is for memorial purposes. But... try telling that to a flat-earthing, America-hating, anti-Semitic Nazi. These "theories," which themselves don't even count as hypotheses to begin with, are harmful, stereotypical, anti-Jew, and anti-free-thought. They are assertions of abject ignorance, with the goal of bringing intellectual pestilence, to distract their orators from the only truth that is hiding from them, which is that they are losers.

It angers me to no end to hear my society, America, indicted with pseudo-intellectual obfuscation celebrating vacuous minutiae as manifested subterfuge on an impossibly complex scale. There is no cloak over reality other than the veil these conspiracy theorists place about their own minds. In other words, take off the tin-foil hat. We've had just about enough of the armchair resolutions of wishful dogs apparently too bored with their own lives to give merit credit unto those who have lives themselves.

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